1) You spend all of your time online looking for Paul news and pictures.
2) You create your own Paul fansite.
3) You went veggie, just because Paul did.
4) You've spend over $200 on a single ticket to a Paul concert, and probably would and will do it again.
5) When a Paul song comes on the radio, you tell everyone else in the car to shut up, and sing at the top of your lungs. (Extra points if it was a Wings power-ballad.)
6) Paul's in your top friends on MySpace, even though you're pretty sure it's not really him.
7) You name your cat after him.
8) Your friends and family call you the minute they hear anything Paul-related. After all, they get some pride out of beating you to the Paul news.
9) You're pretty sure you would still do him. No wait, make that completely and utterly sure. (Take me now!)
10) You've written a 160-page fanfiction starring your doppelganger and Paul. (*cough*)
11) You know Paul isn't really dead.
12) You think people like Vladmir Putin, Oprah, and Bill Clinton are cooler just for knowing Paul.
13) You consider the merchandise booth at Paul shows a retail store, and spend more time shopping there than actually sitting in your seat.
14) At the same time, you hate yourself because you know the money will end up with Heather in the end.
15) You would rather watch "The Space Within Us" than "Back In The US," not because the music is better, or because you enjoy watching Paul fall in the piano hole, but because there's no Heather.
16) You took a Paul impersonator to prom.
17) The last thing you do before you go to bed at night is say "I love you" to your Paul poster.
18) Your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't even care when you gush about Paul for an hour. They're used to it.
19) You bought a Hofner bass, and you don't even know how to play.
20) You have every intention of naming your first born son "James Paul," after his dad.