This week, it was revealed that Paul is in talks to make a series of commercials to promote the paralympic athletes at the Olympic summer games in August. Subsequently, it was also uncovered that he supports the Everton football team, as opposed to Liverpool. In other news, Hell has frozen over.

Paul also debuted his brand new eco car this week. It was a huge controversy a few weeks ago when it was delivered by jet (woo wooooo woo woo woo), as opposed to boat, because it created a ginormous carbon footprint. Paul was pissed, but apparently he decided not to take it out on the car. It's a lovely color.

A new interview with Paul has him discussing George Harrison's final days and referring to him as "my baby brother." He also says that they joked, told stories, and held hands on George's deathbed. Homos. Haha.

Fans from Quebec and Israel will soon be seeing Paul in their neighborhoods, because he's expected to play in Quebec City for its 400th anniversary. Israel has just now discovered that Paul is not, in fact, dead, so they figured he should play there as well.

Paul will probably need that money after the new EU regulations come into play. They will be making new rules regarding songwriting royalties and all of that, so Paul's probably pretty pissed.

Coming up next week: HELLO USC!