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NEWS
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I'll try to update this as frequently as I can, but sometimes the news is kind of slow. You can't blame Paul for wanting to take a day off here and there. To get the most up-to-date articles, you can always visit Yahoo! or What Goes On. Also, don't mind my little snarky commentary on some of the stories. I just can't help myself.

APRIL 30, 2007
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McCartney Says New CD Is Retrospective - Lots of news emerging lately about Paul's new album, Memory Almost Full. I'm super excited. Woot! It's weird that Natalie Portman is going to be in the new video though.. I can definitely think of someone better. She's an unknown personality as of right now, but she loves Paul and can probably do a better job. Who is it? Oh, it's me.