There are many things that are depressing about the Monkees, and if you don't want to be thoroughly sad and just.. ugh.. don't read on. Do yourself a favor and go read about our trip to Videoranch or better yet, play a drinking game and then come back to this page. I guarantee it'll be much more bearable.

First off, you know that Nez is a former shadow of his Monkees self. But REALLY?! In the first picture, he looks like a fucking 80-year-old version of Tony Soprano. (You can click on them and make them bigger if you want. But who would want to?)

And while we're on the subject of Nez, if you want to be even more depressed, click here to read an article that contains the quote "One WIFE is all I need," said Mike. "But that doesn't necessarily mean I have to settle for one woman." Oh, and by the way, this was from 1967. So all of you Phyllis Phags, have fun picking up the shards of your broken hearts because the article said she was COOL WITH IT. Grow a spine, Phyllis.

Oh, and the man is a disgusting mofo.

You Davy fans aren't getting off easily, either, because at one point in the past couple of decades, Davy not only liked to walk around in his skivvys, but he thought he was a lion and allowed his hair to reflect that.

For you fellow grammar Nazis, you'll be equally as depressed as we are that the staff of the Monkees didn't care, and the Monkees probably didn't realize that some of the shit on the show was grammatically incorrect. Boo.

Okay, okay, we know this page probably has you in tears, so to remind you of happier things, here's a picture of three of the Monkees looking positively adorable.

Micky was probably off doing drugs or masturbating.