This is where you can ask us questions about the Monkees, the site or us. If your question is stupid or we don't feel like putting the time and energy into finding the answer, we won't. But generally, we're nice, so try us.

QUESTION: For you both: what's your favorite Monkees song?
ANSWER: Our favorite Monkees song is It's Not Too Late. That's like, our song. We had a beautiful and touching moment of non-lesbian love and togetherness with this song playing. It holds a special place in our Beatlette-y hearts. (To see individual favorite songs, see the About Us page.)

QUESTION: Why are you called "The Beatlettes"?
ANSWER: It was a name bestowed upon us by one Mr. Tim Piper at a concert in 2002, and the name has stuck. Plus, it's a lot more effective than saying "Allison and Beth" or "Beth and Allison" all the time.

QUESTION: Why are you two such bitches?
ANSWER: Because we're awesome.

QUESTION: Sir Davy Jones is offended by this site.
ANSWER: That works perfectly, because we're offended by Davy Jones. And P.S. no one's going to give you a knighthood, Mr. Davy, so you might as well give up the dream and stop referring to yourself as "Sir."

QUESTION: Why are you two so awesome?
ANSWER: Because we're bitches.

QUESTION: Why don't you have a fucking photo gallery on this site?
ANSWER: Why should we? You don't need to know what the Monkees look like. Superficial prick.

QUESTION: Are you guys friends in real life?
ANSWER: Yes. We've been best friends for about five years. To read more about that, check out the about us page.

QUESTION: If you love the Monkees so much, why do you make fun of them so much?
ANSWER: Generally, the more we love something, the more we make fun of it. It doesn't mean we love it less, it means that we love it so much in spite of its faults. Allison loves Mike, but realizes that he's kind of a hillbilly. Beth loves Peter in spite of the fact that he's kind of retarded/a douche. We love them times infinity, but we can laugh about certain aspects of them. Contrast this to the crazy kind of love from obsessed little girls who think John Lennon never had an affair.